as you can probably tell, i was not the one to write this journal (well now i'm writing in it but w/e). my dear friend

took over my computer while i went to lunch with

yes, there is no blue haired wonder (who i know i would never fall for *shiver*) there is only Michael XD.

yea, so that was funny. lol. ok bye bye

XD good job

Yes, it's true friends...I have found the love of my life in the very halls of my high school. My heart is filled with glee and sometimes I have to make unexpected trips to the bathroom so I can cry tears of joy in an inconspicuous stall. Sometimes, I even refer to that joyous saying... 'Loving you is like peeing in my pants. Everyone can see it, but only I can feel its warmth.'
Yes, that is the finest way to define my love. But, I feel I must describe him, so that you too can share in the wonder of such a fine human specimen. His hair is blue like daytime sky. Sometimes when he forgets to wash it for days at a time, I can see my reflection in his greasy locks and feel that we are of one soul.
He has reverted to an all-natural state, refusing to use the human inventions such as deodorant, soap and toe nail clippers. This leaves him looking as nature intended for him to look (all except for the blue hair. He did that one night when he was extremely high and listening to S Club 7).
He is very resourceful, using all that he has on him to survive. His shirt, a nose rag; his shoes...a porta-potty. I know that when we finally become husband and wife in that sacred ceremony of matrimony, he will not squander the money we earn together.
Anyways, back to my luscious description. His acne gives him an almost freckle-like feature, which leaves me breathless. I find myself shaking with joy when I his blue hair in the distance, reflecting light and drawing bugs.
His one desire in life is to make soap from human fat. Again, a resourceful attribute.
Alas, I am out of time. If this should teach you anything...if you should take anything from this...let it be to never leave yourself logged in to deviantART when you are not present. People take advantage of these things.
Michael, it was fun, but the blue-haired wonder holds my heart.
-Mary Kate
Meh Boyfriend


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Here is randomness
I just copy and pasted...not entirely sure what instructions are...Enjoy
THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! !
Send one to all your friends who you think deserve a hug (which, hopefully includes the person who sent it to you)!!
You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!
If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!
If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
If you receive this back 2 times, you're off to a good start! (Unless you sent it to yourself! That's cheating!)
If you receive this back 3 times, you're a good friend.
If you receive this back 4 times, you're truly loved as a friend!!
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
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Tres Bien = TREES BEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thank you
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You don't have to be Lesbi!
JOIN, dahm yoo!
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you join Lesbi club now? :3
PLEASE? all you haz to do is note them with the word "join" as title and add them to your watch list!
I pray you, join!
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My Daily Consumption: Yaoi; I hear it. I see it. I smell it. I eat it. I love it.
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If you think you have issues go look in the mirror and tell me if you see me there. Cause if not you dont have anything compared to issues!
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DA Account : [link]
Website : [link]
OekakiBBS : [link]
Happeh happeh Easter, step-mommy!!
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Dance gypsy, DAHNCE! To the beat of your own drum!
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From the midst of the radiant light, the intrinsic sound of Truth will resound like the rumble of a thousand thunderclaps. Do not fear it! Do not try to flee!-The Tibetan Book of the Dead
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Dance gypsy, DAHNCE! To the beat of your own drum!
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